It seems nobody knows for sure what the hell Tyrannosaurus Rex is about. But it is, much to my disappointment, apparently not about an actual T-Rex. I’m already less interested.

Then again maybe this is a ploy? Show the crazy bikers first, get people thinking this is something kinda like The Devil’s reject, and when people actually go to the movie BAM!, the T-Rex shows up in the first five minutes and starts eating everybody. In the end he he stomps on the pretentious British fop who is just marrying our beloved heroine for her money. The two run away from her overbearing parents and live happily ever after. Until he eats her.

Now that’s a movie I would pay good money to see.

(Via ShockTillYouDrop)