Well, that looks … painful, mostly.

This is apparently the final poster for Crank 2, which is a little disappointing because I was hoping for a few more cool teasers. I mean, we got this one, which was fine. But not only is it based on a poster for the original, it isn’t even based on the best poster from the original.

As for the final poster itself, I guess it’s alright. It does bring the subtitle to life. And it is much better than the generic Statham looking tough poster we get so often.

But in the end the thing I find myself remembering most about this poster is the tagline, which is never a good sign, even when the tagline is as good as this one.